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- me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
- me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
- me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
- me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
Hemingway is proud.
“We hope he has gone to rest”
is there a possibility this man is not actually dead
and that he’s out there
somewhere
hunting bears
If he got 100 he could have got an extra life.
I love the layout of this tombstone
It’s like
BORN
(killed 99 bears)
DIED
Mr. James T Whitehead didn’t do anything else with his life because he didn’t fucking have to
he was born, he killed 99 bears, and then he got the fuck out of Dodge
god bless you James T Whitehead
I hope you’ve gone to a place where you can hunt down more bears
I feel like someone should write a song dedicated to this man
99 Luftbären
I’m just here for the tags, y’all.
#i like imagining that the remaining bears commissioned this tombstone #we hope he has gone to rest #BECAUSE WE ARE TIRED OF GETTING SHOT WHILE INNOCENTLY TAKING A CRAP IN THE FOREST
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I love how basically everyday the exact same people make their facebook status
“It’s a fresh start:)”
“It’s a new me:)”
“Things are going to change around here:)”
“I’m so done with the bullshit, it’s time to do me:)”
Is it a fresh start from the fresh start you had three days ago or is this the same fresh start or.
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from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
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bringmethepanda asked: Do ALL the true or false questions since you know you want to
1. had sex?
true.
2. bought condoms?
false.
3. gotten pregnant?
false
4. failed a class?
true
5. kissed a boy?
true
6. kissed a girl?
true
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
True
8. had a job?
True
9. slipped on ice?
true ):<
10. missed the school bus?
false
11. left the house without my wallet?
false
12. bullied someone on the internet?
true
13. sexted?
sorta true.
14. had sex in public?
true
15. played on a sports team?
false
16. smoked weed?
true
17. smoked cigarettes?
true
18. smoked a cigar?
false
19. drank alcohol? .
true
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
false
21. been overweight?
true
22. been underweight?
true
23. had an eating disorder?
true
24. been to a wedding?
true
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
true
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
everyday, true.
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
true
28. been late for work?
true
29. been late for school?
true
30. kissed in the rain?
true
31. showered with someone else?
false
32. failed my drivers test?
false
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
false
34. been outside my home country?
false
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
true
36. had lice?
true, when i was like 4.
37. gotten my heart broken?
true
38. had a credit card?
true
39. been to a professional sports game?
false
40. broken a bone?
true
41. been unhappy about my weight?
true
42. won a trophy?
false
43. cut myself?
false
44. had an STD?
false
45. got engaged?
true
46. been on a diet?
true
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
false
48. rode in a taxi?
false
49. been to prom?
false
50. played a drinking game?
true
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
true
52. been to a concert?
true
53. had a three-some?
false
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
false
55. been in a car accident?
true
56. had braces?
false
57. learned another language?
false
58. killed an animal?
FALSE!
59. been at a yard sale?
true
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
false
61. wore make up?
….really…? true.
62. talked to someone via webcam?
true
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
false.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
false
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
true
66. snuck out of the house?
true
67. bought porn?
false
68. had a virus on my computer?
false
69. had oral sex?
I GOT RID OF TIMELINE.
FUCK YES. FUCK YES. FUCK YES.
I’m super excited. You guys can all see it unless you download the extension, but it’s gone for me, and thats what counts. :DDDDDD
